Just sharing a smile.....

Jokebox

Jibs so far:: 3

Jabs so far:: 2

Just sharing a J with you today!
Iron Man Competition (the way it should be!)

ONLY IN AMERICA:
Only in America.....do drugstores make the
sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America......do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America......do banks leave both doors
open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America.....do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America......do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America......do they have drive-up
ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?!

Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call
what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests
all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black
box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the
whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do
they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once,
it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring
a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in
other words, send it to everyone.
We all need to smile every once in a while.