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Category: Other & Random
Date: 01/25/06
Views: 12,335
Description: Confucius no dummy.

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salmjones's avatar by salmjones Thu Jan 26 03:15:52 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

;-)

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RADDS's avatar by RADDS Wed Feb 08 09:24:36 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Very clever! Confucious say: Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger. :-D

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CraigJanssen's avatar by CraigJanssen Wed Feb 08 10:27:09 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Radd's comment is almost better than the ones posted :-D

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Tortelvis_'s avatar by Tortelvis_ Fri Feb 10 16:04:03 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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mickeyg's avatar by mickeyg Sat Feb 11 15:12:05 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

These are great. :-( 8-| :-D :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Wed Feb 15 15:25:11 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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Zemo999's avatar by Zemo999 Thu Feb 16 06:17:58 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Confucious also say "You no hurry, lickitty split!" ;-)

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Mon Feb 20 04:46:55 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D good ones

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Sun Feb 26 14:48:22 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Ahhh, very profound!

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Joker's avatar by Joker Mon Feb 27 19:01:42 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-| Feel the laughter come from within, grasshopper ! :-D

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rainydog's avatar by rainydog Wed Mar 01 09:33:16 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D I'm going to send most of your jokes on down the cyber hiway to folks in my address book. I have some relatives and former teachers retired in St. Scholastica's Convent in Fort Smith, Ark. I better not send the famous piano player there. The piano player would have made a different take on Toy Story.

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kimben26's avatar by kimben26 Wed Mar 01 23:33:42 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

These are so damn funny! :-D

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Sat Mar 04 02:25:24 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

"...next to best thing on earth." :-D

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joyann's avatar by joyann Sat Mar 11 23:50:18 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Great! :-D

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Chief_Tuna's avatar by Chief_Tuna Fri Mar 17 01:18:32 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-* ;-) Great!!!

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Fri Mar 17 03:25:21 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Great minds think alike....oh wait....you got this from me! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-*

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keithcraig's avatar by keithcraig Fri Mar 17 04:31:51 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| 8-| :-D :-D :-D

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unclouded's avatar by unclouded Fri Mar 17 07:17:25 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-* :-* :-D :-D good old confucious

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joyann's avatar by joyann Fri Mar 17 14:39:08 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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Joker's avatar by Joker Fri Mar 17 16:08:47 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D Man who read Jib Jab jokes with hands in pockets, look crazy but feel nuts! :-D :-D

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