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Uploaded by: IanSeine
Category: Other & Random
Date: 02/26/06
Views: 363
Description: Ya Gotta have a some Comic Relief

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elric13's avatar by elric13 Mon Sep 18 20:55:18 PDT 2006 (23 months ago)

Here are more by him: 10 Reasons To Love Palestine by Goffaq Yussef Golly gee, I am SOOOO proud to be Palestinian Arab from the West Bank. Let me tell you the reasons why I have such warm, fuzzy feelings about my people and culture: 1. There is no such thing as Mothers Day. No worry about cards, gifts, and expensive meals. There is no honor in being a woman in our culture, so there is no reason to devote a day to her. We do, however, get to enjoy watching our fathers beat our mothers senseless for the slightest real or imagined infraction. Also, if Dad suspects that Mom spoke to a strange man in the street, he gets to kill her to preserve the family honor! 2. Weapons. Every child, from the time he can grasp an object, is trained to feel comfortable with a rifle or pistol in his hand. And every Palestinian has a weapon: a gun, a rocket launcher, a pound of C-4. What good are hands if they aren't used to kill? 3. Hate. Boy, we love to hate. Hate is the very basis and fou

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