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Uploaded by: Robyn
Category: Other & Random
Date: 02/25/06
Views: 1,303
Description: You have GOT to read this one!!!

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Laura53's avatar by Laura53 Thu Mar 02 13:04:12 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-) :-D

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pattik's avatar by pattik Tue Mar 07 15:47:56 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| 8-|

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pattik's avatar by pattik Tue Mar 07 15:48:07 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

8-|

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pattik's avatar by pattik Tue Mar 07 15:49:43 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

WOW! THERE'S A TRUE MOM, (OR "GAMMA PAT")

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pattik's avatar by pattik Tue Mar 07 15:50:43 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

NO joke!

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Wed May 24 15:43:58 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Nooooooooooooooo!!! (I'm clutching my hands to my head). :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Thu May 25 08:46:50 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D lol

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knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Sun May 28 05:20:47 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Not many would survive :-D :-D :-D

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Cat333's avatar by Cat333 Thu Sep 07 15:27:03 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D I'm not sure even the kids will survive this one! ;-) :-* :-D :-D :-D

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savfaad's avatar by savfaad Thu Sep 07 15:47:29 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

Would we have to explain where babies come from? :-(

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Thu Sep 07 19:10:04 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D I'd sure tune in to watch that attempt!! :-D :-D :-D

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Fri Sep 08 04:03:07 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

Now THAT'S a reality show! Betcha they couldn't find enuff men that'd be up for the challenge, tho! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Fri Sep 08 08:04:05 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

And I always thought this was an average day for the present middle class of America :-*

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papaof3's avatar by papaof3 Fri Sep 08 20:53:31 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

8-| :-O :-O WOW, do some people really do all of that? I want to go to a cabin in the Idaho mountains where no one will find me for 18 to 21 years!!! :-O :-D :-D :-D ;-) :-* :-*

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Sat Sep 09 10:40:02 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

:-O i hear that they do...i do a lot of it myself...and i don't even have kids! The horror! ;-)

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Northcat's avatar by Northcat Fri Sep 29 08:59:38 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

Hey hey hey now wait just @#%*& a minute!!! :-@ One thing at a time..alright..I've got the "intamacy at a moments notice" down pat, now tell me the rest of that stuff again...

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powerpuff's avatar by powerpuff Thu Apr 12 12:17:48 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

YES! I want to see that! ;-) :-D :-D

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gemini1475's avatar by gemini1475 Thu Apr 19 12:56:33 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT!! IT WOULD GET THE BEST RATINGS OF THE YEAR!!! ;-)

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