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Santa's Little Helper

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I've had a life-long friend, very child-like in the way he see's the world and he swears up and down that every year around this time, Santa Claus himself, e-mails him daily to come work for him leading up to the maddening Xmas Holiday rush.      His stock-ing reply to Santa is  "He prefers to remain elf-employed!"

 

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Date: 09/03/07
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vsatter1's avatar by vsatter1 Tue Sep 04 03:47:32 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

Grooooooooooooooan. But a JIbable effort.

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CaseAce's avatar by CaseAce Tue Sep 04 09:17:35 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

"Of course, the obligatory groan." As so often the case. Do bear in mind, however, that the pun is indeed the lowest form of humus----earthy wit that everyone digs, yet, the pun is Mightier than the sword (if one can swallow that) and these days you're much more likely to run into a pun than into s sword! In closing, How was your Labor Day,vsatter1?

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Silver Rose's avatar by Silver Rose Wed Sep 05 06:35:32 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

Your friend won't be a santa's "elf-per?" What a totally "elf-ish" person....Jibbers!

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CaseAce's avatar by CaseAce Wed Sep 05 06:38:19 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

Punnery is funnery, isn't it Silver Rose?

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Silver Rose's avatar by Silver Rose Sat Sep 08 15:10:18 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

Punnery IS funnery....but it brings in no MUNNERY. LOL

savfaad's avatar by savfaad Thu Sep 06 14:11:53 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

Groooaaannnning...but funny too!!! :D jib-a-roo!

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