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Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: 

Born 1903-Died 1942 

Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. 

It was. 

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: 

Here lies an Atheist 

All dressed up and no place to go.  

In a London, England cemetery:  Here lies Ann Mann, 

Who lived an old maid 

But died an old Mann. 

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: 

Anna Wallace: 

The children of Israel wanted bread, 

And the Lord sent them manna. 

Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, 

And the Devil sent him Anna. 

In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: 

Here lies Johnny Yeast. 

Pardon me for not rising. 

In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery: 

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. 

Stepped on the gas 

Instead of the brake.  

In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: 

Here lays The Kid. 

We planted him raw. 

He was quick on the trigger 

But slow on the draw.  

A lawyer's epitaph in England:  

Sir John Strange. 

Here lies an honest lawyer, 

And that is Strange.  

John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery:  

Reader, if cash thou art 

In want of any, 

Dig 6 feet deep; 

And thou wilt find a Penny.  

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: 

On the 22nd of June, 

Jonathan Fiddle Went out of tune.  

On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:  

Under the sod and under the trees, 

Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. 

He is not here, there's only the pod. 

Pease shelled out and went to God.  

In a cemetery in England:  

Remember man, as you walk by, 

As you are now, so once was I. 

As I am now, you soon will be. 

Prepare yourself and follow me.  

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:  

To follow you I'll not consent 

Until I know which way you went  

Last add, from Boot Hill, in Tombstone, Arizona:  

Here lies Lester Moore 

One slug from a 44 

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