Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the 

words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the 

testimonials of a few people who did....  

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and 

asked loudly, How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job? I 

turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't 

say a word... he knew better. 

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was 

unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for

several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen 

who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, 

I looked at him and said, I think I like playing with men's balls.  

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a 

variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the 

boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm 

just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the 

boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my 

sister has never let me forget.