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Uploaded by: jamesal
Category: Blonde
Date: 08/27/07
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Description: Bonus points if you can figure out what the hell she said.

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Roadblock's avatar by Roadblock Mon Aug 27 08:24:59 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Watch out for this one, next she will be running for government.

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Mon Aug 27 10:39:26 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

The next attorney general?

supergraphicdude's avatar by supergraphicdude Tue Aug 28 05:34:16 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

see my comment below.

CaseAce's avatar by CaseAce Mon Aug 27 08:56:37 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Apparently when he was crowned Miss South Carolina it caused a severe concussion

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sambudwiser's avatar by sambudwiser Thu Jan 03 20:13:46 PST 2008 (6 months ago)

Hey she is from south cariolina what do you expect. No offence to any south cariolinians.

ZATTAZ's avatar by ZATTAZ Mon Aug 27 09:05:13 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

NOT HER FAULT THAT SHE IS DEAD FROM THE NECK UP!!

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swissdude101's avatar by swissdude101 Sat Jan 05 20:47:06 PST 2008 (6 months ago)

uh, dude ya it is

Jibdog's avatar by Jibdog Thu Mar 20 08:31:24 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

Of corse its her fault... if she paid attention in class and stoped worrying about makeup and boys shed be an average human being but she focused on body and cuteness killing her self... but you know that body is amazing so i guess it was some what worth it... so to each their own :)

shadowfox's avatar by shadowfox Mon Aug 27 09:45:27 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

That's just flat embarassing! Like, duh, man!

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3jst1's avatar by 3jst1 Mon Aug 27 17:08:55 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Good thing for her she's got a rack. Her attribute list gets thin after that. The next question should be "Recent polls have shown 1 out of 1 Miss Teen USA contestants are idiots. Why do you think this is the case?"

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Mon Aug 27 17:11:37 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

was it just me but did she almost say "Osama" in the first part of the answer?

1-4-8-9-27's avatar by 1-4-8-9-27 Tue Aug 28 11:58:54 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

shell say well i think some of them dont have brains and maybe if we help other countries to help the us it will be better

savfaad's avatar by savfaad Mon Aug 27 17:19:03 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Blondes do have more fun...I hear!

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IAteASeagull's avatar by IAteASeagull Mon Aug 27 18:13:45 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

I literally didn't understand a word she said. She must be dyslexic! Jib for hilarity of dyslexia.

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Mon Aug 27 19:25:29 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

sucks dyslexia yep

dmc100's avatar by dmc100 Mon Aug 27 18:15:07 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

She had better thank God that she is hot! That's all I have to say!

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ImperitorD's avatar by ImperitorD Mon Aug 27 18:58:02 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

This response is the perfect answer to the question. "Because we're young! Young, dumb, and pretty!" to para phrase Mr. Yankovic. Seriously how can anyone demand more money for an education system that produces this?!

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vsatter1's avatar by vsatter1 Mon Aug 27 20:00:41 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Not clue what she said or what question she was answering. "There are kids with that without maps..." to "kids in South Africa...." Oh my!!!! 8~( Big Jib for entertainment value!! 8~D

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vsatter1's avatar by vsatter1 Mon Aug 27 20:04:03 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

How did the guy with the mike keep a straight face???

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Mon Aug 27 20:25:39 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

I believe there is an old Latin expression. "Bigus paycheckus = shutus the hellus upus".

TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Mon Aug 27 22:19:16 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

errr, maybe he was deaf? I would have busted a gut right there on TV.... Wonder how Ryan Seacrest would've handled it?? :-)

supergraphicdude's avatar by supergraphicdude Tue Aug 28 05:33:26 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

He may be as vapid as her.

1-4-8-9-27's avatar by 1-4-8-9-27 Tue Aug 28 12:00:14 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

isnt it mario lopez it kinda looks like him

judiestar's avatar by judiestar Wed Aug 29 08:54:33 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

cuz he wants to get laid after the show =)

bob6254's avatar by bob6254 Mon Aug 27 20:53:00 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

It is a good thing she has her looks.

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Mon Aug 27 22:16:07 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Upon hearing her answer, Donald Trump replied, "There is no need for the candidates to go through the exercises and filming for this season of The Apprentice. I have found the perfect person and she is Miss South Carolina. She exhibits all the qualities and characteristics I look for in my managers!" ROFLMFAO :-) Geeez Louise, will that poor girl EVER live that down? Watch for her on an upcoming episode of Dr. Phil! :-)

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Mon Aug 27 22:20:35 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

She has an obvious future in management....or politics!!!

daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Tue Aug 28 04:31:35 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

I assume the audience was clapping because she shut th f... up! Jib It

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supergraphicdude's avatar by supergraphicdude Tue Aug 28 05:32:32 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Was that Jenna Bush? Definetely a future rethuglican president in the making.

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epmworks's avatar by epmworks Tue Aug 28 05:47:01 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

and that was the best that the state of South Carolina could put out there...ouch!

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benjaminwolf's avatar by benjaminwolf Tue Aug 28 05:55:11 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Hey, give the girl a break, she was probably home-schooled.

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Jibdog's avatar by Jibdog Thu Mar 20 08:33:39 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

Listen you fat ### i was home schooled and i have an above average education i even took a corse at our local public school and if you ask me most of the kids i worked with were dumbasses

Jibdog's avatar by Jibdog Thu Mar 20 08:34:07 PDT 2008 (4 months ago)

applogies for the fat ### part i just hate being let down

CaseAce's avatar by CaseAce Tue Aug 28 06:53:16 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Jessica Simpson, the 2nd!

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Tue Aug 28 08:05:04 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

HUH?

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harrypanda90's avatar by harrypanda90 Tue Aug 28 08:41:47 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

lol

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