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Uploaded by: mhh
Date: 02/24/06
Views: 28,125
Description: How not to get an "ass-kicking" from the police......

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seafouru@yahoo.com's avatar by seafouru@yahoo.com Fri Feb 24 11:39:19 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

that was the funniest shit ever!!!! :-D

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BarbaraG's avatar by BarbaraG Fri Feb 24 21:43:12 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

ROTFLMAO ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Laura53's avatar by Laura53 Fri Mar 03 12:42:35 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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rainydog's avatar by rainydog Wed Apr 12 20:59:06 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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shawn_from_ohio's avatar by shawn_from_ohio Tue May 23 17:50:08 PDT 2006 (24 months ago)

helariouse..... :-D

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ElliotLW's avatar by ElliotLW Mon Jul 17 19:33:25 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

Excellent!! Important safety tips. :-D

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jonathon100's avatar by jonathon100 Thu Jul 20 15:06:23 PDT 2006 (22 months ago)

i think he is right :-| :-|

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BillyBob06's avatar by BillyBob06 Mon Oct 09 05:30:41 PDT 2006 (19 months ago)

Language not good, but it is funny and helpful so you don't get your Ass Beat..lol

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TEZCMY's avatar by TEZCMY Fri Nov 10 18:40:14 PST 2006 (18 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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StrangeTaco's avatar by StrangeTaco Wed Feb 07 17:50:47 PST 2007 (15 months ago)

THE F*CK U WANT MOTHERF*CKER! Lol, that made my day. :-)

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