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Uploaded by: jamesal
Category: Parody & Spoofs
Date: 08/23/07
Views: 10,283
Description: Slutz Fashion Dolls!

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pizano's avatar by pizano Thu Aug 23 17:55:41 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

How did Mao get in there? Is there something we should know?

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Thu Aug 23 19:20:23 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

it's only a matter of time...........

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Jabberjibjohn's avatar by Jabberjibjohn Thu Aug 23 20:18:12 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

I hope these aren't made in China or I know what the implants will be made out of!

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Thu Aug 23 22:03:06 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

cornbread?

Jabberjibjohn's avatar by Jabberjibjohn Thu Aug 23 23:02:05 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

L - E - A - D !!!!

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Fri Aug 24 03:48:31 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

oooooohh, right. You know, they didnt worry about all that lead stuff when I was a kid. I probably ate all kinds of lead and I turned just fine! Twitch,twitch....."Will you stop touching me!"....twitch, twitch...lol

ffamaran's avatar by ffamaran Fri Aug 24 06:57:51 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

i think i saw this on fox

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Sat Aug 25 01:13:19 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

Good to hear from you ffamaran! Like Jesus, you appear at just the right time and place to salt the earth with your nuggety goodness! What that means, I dont know, its all that came to me.......What can ya do?

Roadblock's avatar by Roadblock Fri Aug 24 07:57:53 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

Jib. This was funny!... but please tell us that this has nothing to do with your new persona.

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Fri Aug 24 10:29:54 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

no, Im just bored....maybe next week I'll be lumberjack man?

Roadblock's avatar by Roadblock Fri Aug 24 10:53:16 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

It is said that a change is as good as (if not better than) a rest. All the more power to ya. I can't wait to see what you come up with, I'm sure it will be good.

benjaminwolf's avatar by benjaminwolf Fri Aug 24 11:45:39 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

Think this is funny? It would probably be a best seller.

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yabberjabber's avatar by yabberjabber Fri Aug 24 16:54:56 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

painful move......

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Sat Aug 25 01:35:57 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

yes, I'm gonna regret it.

savfaad's avatar by savfaad Sat Aug 25 04:31:46 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

Good video Jamesal! I was going to post this a while back...but got some 'unsavory' feed back. Glad you did! :D

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Sat Aug 25 04:56:44 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

Yea, those nuns suck!

Netty76's avatar by Netty76 Sat Aug 25 15:12:30 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

ROFL!!!! Thats actually how REAL doll commercials are, with like the, "OHHH!!! Time to shave!" type thing, except without the innapropriacy LOL Still SOOOO FUNNY!

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abacadaba's avatar by abacadaba Sun Aug 26 01:31:00 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

probably gonna be a real doll soon "HIV" lol

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feven's avatar by feven Sun Aug 26 11:00:10 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

those dool are probaly full of aids and hiv!!

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yabberjabber's avatar by yabberjabber Sun Aug 26 12:31:19 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

Yup...this time, Jamesal you crossed the boundary. You're in a zone where you don't belong....

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Sun Aug 26 12:38:45 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

Handicapped parking Zone?

judiestar's avatar by judiestar Sun Aug 26 13:12:55 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

unfortunately not too far from the truth =(

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supergraphicdude's avatar by supergraphicdude Mon Aug 27 05:41:09 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

God knows I love a good #^^@ as much as the next guy. Are these dolls modeled on real sluts?

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citygrl29's avatar by citygrl29 Tue Aug 28 18:45:13 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

the first names that come to my mind are ,paris, brittney, and nicole(before being pregnant). i am sure they were quite the inspiration and who knows, there will more than likely be a real doll like these one day. so sad! but the spoof was quite funny i have to admit!! lol

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Tue Aug 28 20:00:38 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

http://www.jibjab.com/view/176104

SillySweetPea76's avatar by SillySweetPea76 Fri Aug 31 06:15:11 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

LOVE IT!!!

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Sun Sep 02 18:54:28 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

and it loves you too!

Haha

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