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Category:
Bar, Alcohol, Drinking
Date:
08/13/07
Views:
42,682
Description:
Daring young woman defies the typical method of opening beer bottles...
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Comments (Add Comment)
"No pain, no gain!!" (ouch..)
replyWhoa! That hurt just watching!!! Hafta give it a JIB!
replyI have to agree. 1 up for the 1 up!
reply.....just pass that beer right here....
THAT's OK PROVIDING THE BEER IS NOT CONTANIMATED WITH MOTHERS MILK!!!! IT's A JIB JAB WITHOUT THE JAB!!!!
reply(WHAT? No FROG??)....
I CANNOT GIVE YOU A FROG. IT MIGHT TURN INTO A PRINCE CHARMING!!
where does she open the non twist offs
replyuhhh...between her legs..??? good guess..me bad...
You are one of a kind D !!!!
(sTOP! ..all that jabbin...)
reply"now that is a Beer Breast" Hunter
reply....she's definitely talented (and daring!~~) ;-)
Great for getting lids off pickle jars too! ;-)
replyLike I have said again and again, nips-o-steel!
replyUh...missed that...
Major Jib!!!
replyhow does she open a can???
replyI'M HORNY!
replyLOL!!!
I think we give 'er a few more beers & THEN see what she can do! She's like.... Supergirl!!.... I gotta go! (~¿ô)
replySmelter, Smelter, Smelter....actually...ur probably correctomundo!~!
It look like the bottle cap was already loosened before she did that. Maybe I am wrong though.
replyWho cares! She could open my beer anyday!
gUESS we'll never know sweetie...!~
reply@:@# a fine idea, lad, fine idea.
replyLately I've been pouring beer over my Rice Krispies. Now they don't snap, crackle and pop anymore. They just lay there and hiccup.
replyBull-ony, Ken...I bet you don't...(and if you do...why??)
Can she open a beer other than her top suit?
replythat is so cool
replynice rak
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