Girls vs. Boys in English

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Girls vs. Boys

Girls English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

Its your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what u want = Youll pay 4 this later

We need to talk = I need to bitch.

Sure......Go ahead = I dont want you too.

Im not upset = Of course Im upset, u stupid moron

How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin like me 4.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me im beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me? = Too late, youre dead

Guys English

Im hungry = Im hungry

Im sleepy = Im sleepy

Im tired = Im tired

Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.

Can I take you to dinner? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you.

Nice dress = Nice cleavage.

You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.

Whats wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

Im bored = Do you want to have sex?

I love you = Lets have sex right now.

I love you too = Okay i said it wed better have sex now

Lets talk = I am tryin to impress you by shown that Im a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

Uploaded by: danny dude

Category: Kids & Family

Date: 08/07/07

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