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The Shoes
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Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.
The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.
"Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?" Arnold asked.
"Not very likely," his wife said.
"It's worth a try," Arnold said, pocketing the ticket.
He went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store.
With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the counter.
With a face just as straight, the man said, "Just a minute. I'll have to look for these."
He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the shop. Two minutes later, the man called out, "Here they are!"
"No kidding?" Arnold called back. "That's terrific! Who would have thought they'd still be here after all this time."
The man came back to the counter, empty-handed.
"They'll be ready Thursday," he said calmly.
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Jib It....That guy used to be my shoe repair man!
replyEleven years and a few days too early. What's your rush, folks?
replyI'm sure he'll cobble something together.
replyPerhaps a bit 'back logged'...:)
replyAre you sure it wasnt the Goverment you were talking about?
replyYeah, that IS worse than the government - and I work for the government!! Big Jib, Barb.
replyMaybe they will be back in style by now ;-)
replyoldie but goodie! :-D!
replyyeah, i've always heard that if you keep things long enough..... it will come back in style....
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