The Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

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Uploaded by: Johnny_Hotpants

Category: Documented Stupidity

Date: 07/30/07

Description: Jonathan, the Zombie, doesn't know much, but he does know that he likes turtles. And that's enough for him.

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by jamesal Tue Jul 31 02:09:02 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

I think he may ride the short bus to school.

by shadow1771 Sat Aug 25 20:43:26 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

i think so to

by judiestar Wed Aug 29 11:00:40 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

hey now, my son rides the short bus to school...its nothing to make fun of

by MaLamb Sun Oct 07 14:14:40 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

Jamesal...I think we all have downfalls. The short bus....people who think their #?:@ don't stink say things to make themselves feel better because you have a problem yourself! I think this is funny too, but come on don't be so cruel.

by jamesal Thu Oct 11 00:48:39 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

bleeding hearts unite! geez, it was a joke people!

by beanpond67 Tue Jul 31 06:11:11 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

i love this kid. they play his quote on 99x in atlanta all the time.

by Hapkiyoosool Tue Jul 31 10:24:08 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

I'm scared, very scared.

by savfaad Wed Aug 01 11:53:28 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Poor kid's oars don't seem to be touching the water.

by IamtheNi Sun Aug 05 02:14:47 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Here's another one we don't need in the gene pool

by ffamaran Thu Aug 09 08:07:10 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

but without him, our kids won't have anything to laugh at

by jamesal Sat Aug 25 03:57:18 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

I just cat get enough of this one.......do I like turtles too?

by xHUMANWINEx Sun Aug 26 20:22:20 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

This is awesome.

by afterburner909 Sun Aug 26 22:55:42 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

If anyone's offended by this, the news station did a follow up on him because of the media play he got(a company is even selling clothes w/his face and quote!),and he seemed to be fairly normal. There were turtle tanks nearby and he froze up f/stage fright.

by judiestar Wed Aug 29 11:03:11 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

thanks for not making fun of him like the other ppl did...i have a mentally disabled son and i dont find it funny to say that this kid is retarded or whatever...even if he was thats nothing to make fun of

by acemcspade Wed Sep 05 21:59:37 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

stop going on about your retarded son lady

by magicain115 Sun Sep 16 13:58:07 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

right on dude

by MaLamb Sun Oct 07 14:12:58 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

I think it is funny, but as a mother with a child with Autism...I think he does too, so be sensitive....it's funny, just don't be too rough on the kid.

by funnyandfriendly17 Wed Nov 28 12:27:24 PST 2007 (7 months ago)