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Ole's Finkers
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Uploaded by:
KimBen
Category:
Ethnic
Date:
07/24/07
Views:
82
Description:
Da Finkers
Ole vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Duluth vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in da Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky
doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2007. Ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
To vhich Ole says, "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
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