Buy A Dog

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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother made it

then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want then buy a dog.

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If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ......

then buy a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually then buy a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home , leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.............

then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a man.

Uploaded by: wrinkling

Category: Animals & Nature

Date: 07/05/07

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by powerpuff Thu Jul 05 13:35:49 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

wow!... that cat kind of reminds me of my guy.... except change the Pepsi to a beer, and for some reason we have 3 remotes, and his hands and feet aren't quite that hairy. heehee... hope he never sees that! ;-)

by barbikins Thu Jul 05 21:41:48 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

The cat has the best chair in the house....he might as well have control of the remote too! ;-)

by mgaberseck Fri Jul 06 14:23:22 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

True on all counts ;-) good one.

by vmaxfour2000 Fri Jul 06 17:09:38 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

thats great thanks

by vsatter1 Mon Jul 09 09:15:51 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

Very true!

by db6100 Thu Jul 12 18:19:33 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

I enjoyed it!

by tootles Mon Jul 16 17:17:34 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

Good one. I gave it a jib!!!!

by silvermain Fri Aug 03 20:42:43 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

really cute

by ProfessorX Tue Sep 04 16:27:03 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

Defense attorney- While I like both dogs and cats: If you want someone who: 1) will utterly destroy the carpet before safely "paper trained" 2) Wakes up the neighborhood simply because someone walks down the street 3) Tears up the house with the efficiency of Hurricane Katrina if you decide to go away for the day without him [I was a witness to such an occurance with an otherwise splended Boxer...} 4) Doesn't get along with other animals 5) Must be involved 100% of the time 6) Can have an ornery streak that defies description 7) Not all but many will ride your leg unless thoroughly discouraged from that nasty habit Then buy a Dog!! BUT: If you want a generally QUIET companion, who has an inborn sense of toilet, WILL use a scratching post for claw maintenance Not the couch or table legs, has never been put on a "dangerous list" for attacking passersby, can be safely left alone with sufficient food & water for the day or overnight, and [personal experience with many felines] will sense your mood and display affection when you're sad or depressed, but due to their (why some hate them) independence, will leave you be the rest of the time, Then by all means buy a Cat!!!!!

by Tay01 Mon Sep 10 22:23:23 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

I live to serve the cat....both of them.

by minniemai Sat Oct 06 10:36:47 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

:D i knew you were going to say "buy a cat" :) I have 2 cats & 1 dog ....my cats are exactly as you described (Very independent) , and my poochie is an angel