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Smelter
Category:
TV, Music & Movies
Date:
07/04/07
Views:
301
Description:
Ya know sometimes holiday travel is... I got stuck in a snowstorm in Chicago O'HARE for 3 days w/ no place to crash due to conventions in town. When they finally figured a way of getting us outta the place, and ol' Bambi the Blond quit smackin' her chewing gum & looking totally lost at a computer monitor, the question came up "DO YOU MIND A ONE DAY LAY OVER IN DALLAS?".... "I'm sorry, you stupid (bleep)...but I'm headed to (bleep) Seattle, NOT the (bleep)(bleep)(bleep)city of (bleep) Dallas---and after these fine (bleep) accomodations you've provided me for 3 (bleep) days.... NOOOOOOoooooooooo!!! I DO NOT WANT A (bleep)(bleep)(bleep) IN (bleep) DALLAS!!!!!" ...... So seeing this old clip from Steve...... ahhh, the wonderful old memories it brought back!!!... I gotta go!! (~¿ô)
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Comments (Add Comment)
Wow! That was a blue streak, if ever there was one! ;-)
replyAT THE RISK OF BEING POLITICALY INCORRECT. (WOULD I EVER?) I WOULD APPROACH THE DESK & SAY "YOU SEEM TO BE HAVING A NICE DAY WELL I AM GOING TO BE THE BASTARD WHO SPOILS IT" THUS BEGINS A WONDERFUL STRESS FREE RELATIONSHIP!! (EXIT STAGE LEFT CLUTCHING YOUR JEWELS)
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