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A  wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for sever years. One  night, during one of their rendezvous, she cofided in him that she was pregnant.                                           Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to  secretly have the child.  If she stayed in Italy to raise  the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
  She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and  write Spaghetti" on the back.  He would then arrange for child  support payments to begin.
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   One day, about 9 months later, he  came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very  strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he  said.                                                                                                     The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the  card, turned white and collapsed.
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>>> On the card  was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with  meatballs, one  without!  Request  bread...