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>> Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
>> large, raging, violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the
>> first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
>>
>> Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
>> swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
>>
>> After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give
>> me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a
>> rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in
>> about an hour after almost capsizing once.
>>
>> Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
>> "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to
>> cross the river. Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
>> hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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Uploaded by: cAtKitty
Category: Men & Women
Date: 06/28/07
Views: 685
Description: Three men attempt to cross a river.

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cAtKitty's avatar by cAtKitty Thu Jun 28 20:47:59 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

Joke says it all.

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Thu Jun 28 22:50:36 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

Oh, yeah....:-)

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benjaminwolf's avatar by benjaminwolf Fri Jun 29 06:58:45 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

JUST A MOMENT! DO I HAVE TO ACTUALLY READ THE MAP?

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