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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish."
 The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think
of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
required
 reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but
it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.  The
biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why
she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a Woman truly happy."he Lord replied,

"You want that bridge two lanes or four?"