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pizano
Category:
Men & Women
Date:
06/24/07
Views:
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Description:
Inner thoughts revealed to us on their first date.
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Comments (Add Comment)
When you get older, in some ways you miss it and in other ways you're glad it's over...
reply...dating, that is.
It's a good thing we can't read people's minds....
replyIt's been said that if everyone in the world could suddenly read everyone else's minds, civilization as we know it would cease to exist.
so true, pizano......... leave a big tip!
replyhahaha, well, it's not completely true, but I've sure been on dates like that.
replyI am sure many people are like that, and although I dont understand it, I just laugh and go on. I also am a little bit jealous seeing other people doing what I cannot do. Oh well! On the plus side I never have to worry with the guilt of lieing to a girl or worry about dating. ;-)
replyit won't load for me!
replyMan, that was friggin genius!!
replyall that $ for a quicky lol
replyIt's called reading between the lines. The marvel of this fist date is that from the start they're both on the same page. It usually takes at least 15 minutes for even the most experienced daters to get on the same be..., er, page.
replyIf this couple think they're so frickin smart about dating, how come they didn't just order in? They could of bought more booze for sex! :-)LMAO
replyf...ing hilarious. can't think of anything else to say. it's just F...ING hilarious.
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reply"whatever #^^@. uh, would you like to get this dinner over with?" brilliant.
reply"Money definitely motivates me" -- brilliant!
I've had dates that pretty much seemed like this before.This conversation just go straight to it.
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