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by Joker Wed Feb 22 16:44:57 PST 2006 (2 years ago)
:-D Hysterical
by judiestar Tue Jan 22 20:18:18 PST 2008 (6 months ago)
i love the "just poke em with a stick" part =D
by Nano Thu Jun 22 21:00:03 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)
Also from the makers of Beeeeeeeeeer Milkshakes!
by GodzArmy1 Sat Jun 24 11:20:17 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)
dudeeeee, lololol, love the nitro oxide ending, lol :-D :-D
by cheeto_4234 Tue Jul 11 16:36:37 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)
8-| 8-| 8-| soo thats what been in my drinks for the past 14 years...
by zach3000 Tue Oct 17 19:35:29 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)
these pills are bad for people! it omost made me stop breathing. (wnik,wink) :-D :-D
by wusapnn Fri Nov 17 23:23:59 PST 2006 (20 months ago)
That's called ritalin isn't it??
by Betty_Jo Fri Dec 08 11:45:42 PST 2006 (19 months ago)
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Works for me! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
by hunterr0 Fri Jan 12 06:04:12 PST 2007 (18 months ago)
Fry them in the diazapan stat, ok. hyperactivity, ADHD! :-D
by tnsilverlady Sat Jan 13 22:36:12 PST 2007 (18 months ago)
:-O :-O :-O our modern day family.... mom probably needs some too..... a pill for everything..... :-D :-D :-D
by StinkTunnel Sun Jan 21 20:44:10 PST 2007 (18 months ago)
I Wish!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ImperitorD Thu Aug 23 10:00:31 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)
Mama's little helper anyone?
by jamesal Wed Sep 05 03:05:02 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)
My god.......sad but true........How about....."Smack!!"......Shut the *^^@ up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................
by rangerj Tue Jan 22 16:59:22 PST 2008 (6 months ago)
Amen to that!!!
by psychedalien Mon Jan 21 23:51:40 PST 2008 (6 months ago)
Do they have it for adults:-) Sometimes adults are like those kids. Not for real, I would never use it, but just I like to fantasize about it.
by terres Tue Jan 22 13:04:31 PST 2008 (6 months ago)
Maybe somebody in your office ask you how about a chewing gum? So order it right now to pass him a good one.
by gothceltgirl Tue Mar 04 23:09:14 PST 2008 (4 months ago)
Hilarious! That's why I don't have children & never will. 'Cause I'd probly resort to some sort of drugging technique. Great stuff, like SNL or something
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:-D Hysterical
replyi love the "just poke em with a stick" part =D
Also from the makers of Beeeeeeeeeer Milkshakes!
replydudeeeee, lololol, love the nitro oxide ending, lol :-D :-D
reply8-| 8-| 8-| soo thats what been in my drinks for the past 14 years...
replythese pills are bad for people! it omost made me stop breathing. (wnik,wink) :-D :-D
replyThat's called ritalin isn't it??
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Works for me! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyFry them in the diazapan stat, ok. hyperactivity, ADHD! :-D
reply:-O :-O :-O our modern day family.... mom probably needs some too..... a pill for everything..... :-D :-D :-D
replyI Wish!!!!!!!!!!!!
replyMama's little helper anyone?
replyMy god.......sad but true........How about....."Smack!!"......Shut the *^^@ up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................
replyAmen to that!!!
Do they have it for adults:-) Sometimes adults are like those kids. Not for real, I would never use it, but just I like to fantasize about it.
replyMaybe somebody in your office ask you how about a chewing gum? So order it right now to pass him a good one.
replyHilarious! That's why I don't have children & never will. 'Cause I'd probly resort to some sort of drugging technique. Great stuff, like SNL or something
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