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Date: 02/20/06
Views: 21,334
Description: Oh, like YOU never thought about doing this, eh? OK, it's a bit extreme, but it's a JOKE, "Offensive" Trolls. Lighten up.

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Joker's avatar by Joker Wed Feb 22 16:44:57 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Hysterical

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judiestar's avatar by judiestar Tue Jan 22 20:18:18 PST 2008 (6 months ago)

i love the "just poke em with a stick" part =D

Nano's avatar by Nano Thu Jun 22 21:00:03 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Also from the makers of Beeeeeeeeeer Milkshakes!

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GodzArmy1's avatar by GodzArmy1 Sat Jun 24 11:20:17 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

dudeeeee, lololol, love the nitro oxide ending, lol :-D :-D

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cheeto_4234's avatar by cheeto_4234 Tue Jul 11 16:36:37 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| 8-| 8-| soo thats what been in my drinks for the past 14 years...

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zach3000's avatar by zach3000 Tue Oct 17 19:35:29 PDT 2006 (21 months ago)

these pills are bad for people! it omost made me stop breathing. (wnik,wink) :-D :-D

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wusapnn's avatar by wusapnn Fri Nov 17 23:23:59 PST 2006 (20 months ago)

That's called ritalin isn't it??

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Fri Dec 08 11:45:42 PST 2006 (19 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Works for me! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Fri Jan 12 06:04:12 PST 2007 (18 months ago)

Fry them in the diazapan stat, ok. hyperactivity, ADHD! :-D

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tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Sat Jan 13 22:36:12 PST 2007 (18 months ago)

:-O :-O :-O our modern day family.... mom probably needs some too..... a pill for everything..... :-D :-D :-D

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StinkTunnel's avatar by StinkTunnel Sun Jan 21 20:44:10 PST 2007 (18 months ago)

I Wish!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ImperitorD's avatar by ImperitorD Thu Aug 23 10:00:31 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

Mama's little helper anyone?

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Wed Sep 05 03:05:02 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

My god.......sad but true........How about....."Smack!!"......Shut the *^^@ up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................

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rangerj's avatar by rangerj Tue Jan 22 16:59:22 PST 2008 (6 months ago)

Amen to that!!!

psychedalien's avatar by psychedalien Mon Jan 21 23:51:40 PST 2008 (6 months ago)

Do they have it for adults:-) Sometimes adults are like those kids. Not for real, I would never use it, but just I like to fantasize about it.

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terres's avatar by terres Tue Jan 22 13:04:31 PST 2008 (6 months ago)

Maybe somebody in your office ask you how about a chewing gum? So order it right now to pass him a good one.

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gothceltgirl's avatar by gothceltgirl Tue Mar 04 23:09:14 PST 2008 (4 months ago)

Hilarious! That's why I don't have children & never will. 'Cause I'd probly resort to some sort of drugging technique. Great stuff, like SNL or something

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