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WOULD YOU RE-MARRY??
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WOULD YOU RE-MARRY??
A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE
question.
WIFE: "What would you do
if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely
not!"
WIFE: "Why
not? Don't you like being
married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I
do."
WI FE: "Then why wouldn't you
remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married
again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt
look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our
house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great
house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our
bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we
sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my
car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost
new."
WI FE: "Would you replace my pictures with
hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing
to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my
jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her
own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with
you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good
times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: --- silence ---
HUSBAND: Shit
Uploaded by:
stephend
Category:
Men & Women
Date:
06/17/07
Views:
316
Description:
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