Jokebox

Don't Fall Asleep in the Wrong Place

Jibs so far:
91
Jabs so far:
35

 

This will make you think twice about where you decide to crash for a nap. 
















jmlieder's Avatar
Uploaded by: jmlieder
Category: Animals & Nature
Date: 06/14/07
Views: 202,533
Description: Make you think twice about camping out in the jungle!!!!

Comments (Add Comment)

ZATTAZ's avatar by ZATTAZ Thu Jun 14 12:41:12 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

HISSSSSSSSSS. HISSSSSSSSSSSSS. HE HAD DIARROEA AT THE TIME I SWALLOWED HIM!!!!

reply

ares2101's avatar by ares2101 Thu Jun 14 19:48:12 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

OH %#%#@!! It's like that movie Anaconda without the bad special effects!

reply

barbikins's avatar by barbikins Thu Jun 14 22:07:00 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

My worst nightmare!

reply

huey253's avatar by huey253 Fri Jul 13 12:10:05 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

and the Darwin Award goes to...

reply

tartrazine's avatar by tartrazine Fri Jul 13 16:40:14 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

Imagine waking just as the snake has you halfway inside! Waaaah!

reply

Primal's avatar by Primal Tue Jul 17 02:43:23 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

That wouldn't happen. the snake makes sure you are dead first by squeezing the life out of you, before swallowing you head first. If you did wake up half way down, your head would already have started to digest. mmmmm what a nice thought :)

reply

geekymunkee's avatar by geekymunkee Sat Aug 18 16:41:01 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

Then how did they make this pic?

Primal's avatar by Primal Wed Aug 22 08:25:44 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

What do you mean? snakes stomach acid is far stronger than ours, but bear in mind it ate A WHOLE PERSON!!! It can take MONTHS to digest a prey item this big.

oxford's avatar by oxford Sun Jul 22 18:57:44 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

this is just *^^@:!% sick SICK SICK

reply

FARJORDAN's avatar by FARJORDAN Tue Aug 07 13:06:08 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

GROSS!!!

reply

dandg's avatar by dandg Sat Aug 18 12:58:16 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

Realistically educational...

reply

bstyle619's avatar by bstyle619 Sat Aug 18 13:13:53 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

you guys think this is funny?, i thought it's suppose to be funny video

reply

Hi_Dani's avatar by Hi_Dani Sat Sep 08 21:51:53 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

i got goosebumps, and is that guy dead, please tell me under this!

reply

digitalfortress8's avatar by digitalfortress8 Fri Sep 14 20:49:37 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

yes, if you are already inside the snake you are dead. before it eats you, it strangles you. and if the strangling did not completely kill you, you would definitely suffocate.

HAMSTRING4LIFE's avatar by HAMSTRING4LIFE Sun Sep 09 19:20:00 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

U GOT 2 B FREAKIN KIDN ME,I GOTA AGREE WITH BSTYLE619 WHERES THE GIGGLES GUYS!!!

reply

SunnyKris's avatar by SunnyKris Wed Sep 12 21:28:22 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

reply

blumby's avatar by blumby Sat Sep 15 20:31:47 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

this isn't funny....it's sick!

reply

junkboy's avatar by junkboy Mon Sep 24 05:39:24 PDT 2007 (7 months ago)

oh $h*t!! I am quitting the camping, ugh

reply

coolgato76's avatar by coolgato76 Tue Oct 16 06:25:07 PDT 2007 (7 months ago)

Hey do you know where this photo was taken at?

reply

stogieBill's avatar by stogieBill Mon Nov 26 06:12:47 PST 2007 (5 months ago)

Since its a reticulated python, I'd venture somewhere in SE Asia, India, Burma, Thailand, etc.

jmlieder's avatar by jmlieder Wed Oct 17 08:40:19 PDT 2007 (7 months ago)

I have no idea where it was taken, I just received it in an email.

reply

sunnybee42's avatar by sunnybee42 Thu Oct 18 19:31:43 PDT 2007 (7 months ago)

This belongs on some other type of educational site but please not on this site. This is a funny and laugh site, you know, haha, LOL type site.

reply

coolgato76's avatar by coolgato76 Tue Nov 27 17:43:48 PST 2007 (5 months ago)

Yea thought it might have been close to nicaragua or some where in the southern hemisphere

reply

dazza's avatar by dazza Wed Dec 19 20:44:30 PST 2007 (4 months ago)

Far out

reply

Haha

Super Police Dogs
Title
Super Police Dogs
Info
Length: 1:30 | Views: 14
Category
Category: Animals & Nature
Submitter
skipro90's Avatar
Uploaded by skipro90 on 05/16/08
Jibs:
2
| Jabs:
0
Bill O'Reilly's Producer (Unseen Footage)
Title
Bill O'Reilly's Producer (Unseen Footage)
Info
Length: 2:13 | Views: 12
Category
Category: Parody & Spoofs
Submitter
jamesal's Avatar
Uploaded by jamesal on 05/16/08
Jibs:
1
| Jabs:
0
Sex, Lies and Barbara Walters
Title
Sex, Lies and Barbara Walters
Info
Length: 1:59 | Views: 19
Category
Category: Politics & Government
Submitter
jamesal's Avatar
Uploaded by jamesal on 05/16/08
Jibs:
1
| Jabs:
0
Mother's Day at The Hattaway's
Title
Mother's Day at The Hattaway's
Info
Length: 0:40 | Views: 56
Category
Category: Kids & Family
Submitter
Anneke's Avatar
Uploaded by Anneke on 05/16/08
Jibs:
4
| Jabs:
1
Get Off The Shed!
Title
Get Off The Shed!
Info
Length: 3:02 | Views: 184
Category
Category: Parody & Spoofs
Submitter
Silver Rose's Avatar
Uploaded by Silver Rose on 05/16/08
Jibs:
6
| Jabs:
0
"Frank Caliendo Does The Seinfeld Cast"
Title
"Frank Caliendo Does The Seinfeld Cast"
Info
Length: 3:01 | Views: 409
Category
Category: Parody & Spoofs
Submitter
mark1800's Avatar
Uploaded by mark1800 on 05/16/08
Jibs:
24
| Jabs:
1
Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?
Title
Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?
Info
Length: 2:01 | Views: 164
Category
Category: Politics & Government
Submitter
stevetadams's Avatar
Uploaded by stevetadams on 05/16/08
Jibs:
3
| Jabs:
2
SOUND ON MATE
Title
SOUND ON MATE
Info
Length: 3:21 | Views: 243
Category
Category: Pranks & Bloopers
Submitter
dennisjc's Avatar
Uploaded by dennisjc on 05/16/08
Jibs:
11
| Jabs:
0
Cowboy Up
Title
Cowboy Up
Info
Length: 1:03 | Views: 313
Category
Category: Sports & Stunts
Submitter
straw04's Avatar
Uploaded by straw04 on 05/16/08
Jibs:
11
| Jabs:
0
Go anywhere in mashed potato world!
Title
Go anywhere in mashed potato world!
Info
Length: 0:58 | Views: 155
Category
Category: Commercials & Products
Submitter
JKochk's Avatar
Uploaded by JKochk on 05/16/08
Jibs:
1
| Jabs:
2
See All »