Feathers
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A female reporter, interviewing an American
Indian chief, asked the
significance of the varied number of feathers in Indian
headdresses.
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied.
Indicating a nearby young brave, he continued, "Him? One woman, one
feather.
Him?" pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three
feathers."
The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many
feathers!"
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all
women.
Big, small, fat, tall."
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like
snake."
The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any
style!"
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too
fast!"
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HAHAHA... too funny! ( hung big like a buffalo... LOL..)
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