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Cruel, cruel Santa!

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Uploaded by: vanessamvm
Category: Other & Random
Date: 01/25/06
Views: 2,930
Description: Santa Clausfed up with answering the needy, selfish Christmas letters of childrenfinally lets his true colors show...

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Tinajpga's avatar by Tinajpga Fri Feb 10 12:00:41 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-) :-D Good one to send this year!!

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Jeff_P's avatar by Jeff_P Sun Feb 12 00:20:49 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Funny? NO :-|

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Mon Feb 13 14:36:37 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Sun Feb 19 15:33:09 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Mon Dec 04 12:36:31 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

Heh, heh, heh!! ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-*

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savfaad's avatar by savfaad Mon Dec 04 17:09:48 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

Funny as hell Meg!!! :-D :-D :-D ;-) :-*

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daddywags3's avatar by daddywags3 Mon Dec 04 18:50:13 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

Guess I'm getting a sweater again..... :-( :-( :-D :-D

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Mon Dec 04 18:58:45 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

8-| Santa's gone over to the dark side! 8-| ;-) :-D :-D :-D

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Tue Dec 05 06:39:33 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D Bad Santa!

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lafalot's avatar by lafalot Tue Dec 05 07:19:01 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

Must be Bad Santa! I'm glad he doesn't reply to the letters kids send him :-O 8-| :-D :-D

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Tue Dec 05 15:06:46 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D I should have kept some of the ones I left for my kids when they were little - like: "your stocking smelled so bad it made my reindeer puke" :-D :-D :-D

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hookermim's avatar by hookermim Wed Dec 13 07:50:27 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

:-) Santa is a woman is disguise suffering from PMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D

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DockerRoo's avatar by DockerRoo Wed Dec 13 09:14:26 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

:-D :-D ;-) Mrs. Claus took away Santa's Valium at the WRONG time didn't she??!!? :-D :-D :-D :-*

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vsatter1's avatar by vsatter1 Sun Dec 17 18:02:56 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

My kind of Santa! :-) ;-)

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Ol-Nic's avatar by Ol-Nic Sun Dec 17 20:18:36 PST 2006 (22 months ago)

haha :-D :-D nice one

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straw04's avatar by straw04 Wed Dec 20 13:14:09 PST 2006 (21 months ago)

Oh, no! I just posted the same joke in my jokebox - sorry, Meg!! :-O :-O :-O (But it IS funny, isn't it?) :-D :-D

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