Jibs so far:

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Jabs so far:

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An old man and a young lady recently got married.  They wanted to begin to have sex but he could get an erection. (This was before viagara).  They go to see a specialist and suggested that replacing his old dick with a baby elephant's trunk would work.  So, several days after the operation, they both go to have dinner at the young wife's parents home.  Sitting around the table, she introduces her new husband to all her family.  While everyone was eating, something comes out from underneath the table, grabs a potato and goes back down really quickly.  Having notice that that the old man was holding on to his utensils, everyone thought it was a trick and asked to do it again.  He replied: "Sorry, I wish I could, but I don't think another potato would fit in my asshole.