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Cowboy JimBob
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A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three
entire seats in the posh downtown Austin Theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned.....but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."
Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle....and in a moment he returned with the manager.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The cowboy groaned.....but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."
Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle....and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together, the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy,
but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police.
A Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly....then asked, "All righty now, buddy, what's yer name?"
"JimBob, sir" the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, JimBob?" asked the Ranger.
With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, JimBob replied, "The balcony."
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Comments (Add Comment)
OMG! too funny!
replyTHIS IS WORTH A FROG (JIBBIT JIBBIT JIBBIT JIBBIT)
replypoor guy...no wonder he can't move.....
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replyI actually laughed out loud. Poor Jim Bob.
replyThumbs Up Tex!
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