Clinton Testimonial

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Uploaded by: sweetbrain

Category: Politics & Government

Date: 05/30/07

Description: Enough said.

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by Vivienne Wed May 30 18:33:44 PDT 2007 (16 months ago)

What's so funny?

by Johnny_Hotpants Thu May 31 10:51:37 PDT 2007 (16 months ago)

I think it's all the ways that he tries to get around answering these questions

by johngelgut Thu May 31 04:28:44 PDT 2007 (16 months ago)

Those sure are a lot of NON-answers!!!

by bryanjshine Thu Jun 07 19:11:10 PDT 2007 (16 months ago)

Do we need any other asshole like him? Vote for Fred!!

by rarepanda Thu Jun 14 10:35:18 PDT 2007 (16 months ago)

in other words..... ???..... smile ur on candid camera!

by Mottyski Fri Jul 06 19:24:41 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

Two things: He was very uncomfortable. He was remaining very political with his answers! ;)

by nofx_punker125 Thu Aug 16 18:00:59 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

You all seem to forget that this should have NOTHING to do with his political career. Why should he having sex with someone be grounds for any sort of political turmoil? What the hell does it have to do with anyone but him, Monica and Hillary?

by Right-wing-nut-job Sun Dec 09 13:38:45 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

It's not that he had sex, its that he lied while under oath. Look at the world today, Bush tries to open a looked door [if you say you never tried to do that yourself, your lieing] and the media goes mad.

by nofx_punker125 Sun Dec 09 15:56:15 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

The thing is though that the Republicans made a mountain out of a molehill. How the thing in question effects the public is important in considering cases of impeachment. Considering this had no bearing on any public safety it is a waste of time and taxpayers money. He lied, yes, but it had no bearing on the well being of any citizen except for him, Hillary and Monica.

by Sproutky Sat Aug 18 05:43:00 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

It's a pretty damn sad state of affairs when they were SOOOO worried about a man having sex yet it's A-OK that another one lied to us to take us into an illegal war, authorized torture against geneva conference regulations, outed a covert CIA official, ignored subpoenas from congress, broke national and international laws as if they didn't apply to him, turned the entire world against our country, practically destroyed our Constitution, killed hundreds of thousands of people and has lied more, accomplished less, run up the biggest deficit in history, spent more days on vacation than any president in history and has basically screwed our country over to the state of non-return is hailed as "the uniter". Clinton was IMPEACHED for nothing more than a blow job, bush screwed the entire world and nobody will stand up to him. Oh for the days of our biggest concern being sex in the oval office.....I'd give bush a bj myself if it would get rid of him. Bring on the blue dress!!!!! Heck, Clinton is an attractive man, monica just got PO'd that he wouldn't leave his wife for her slutty little self and that other woman was mad that she was too ugly for him. More sex, less war in the oval office!!!!!

by Right-wing-nut-job Sun Dec 09 13:37:11 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

Clinton was impeached because he lied while in office and while under oath. The Was on Terror is completly legal, the "torture" is legal to the word of the Geneva convention [not to mention our enemy is far worse. It is very hard to fight a gentleman's war with these people]. We need to bring the fight to the terrorists and good for Bush for ignoreing what the likes of you and doing what he knows he should do, RID THE WORLD OF TERRORISIM. At least George Bush does work. He is up a six, goes for a quick exercise and by seven he is ready for his first breifing. He always wears a suit and is there 24/7, even when he's on vacation, you don't think he gets breifings there, too? May i remind you, that it was Clinton that got this whole terrorisim thing roleing. It

by Right-wing-nut-job Sun Dec 09 13:37:11 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

by Sproutky Sat Aug 18 05:50:24 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

Pathetic that the greatest president the country has ever had was subjected to those ridiculous question while the WORST, even worse than nixon, isn't questioned for REAL crimes against humanity. BUsh is guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors and should be impeached, removed from office and inprisoned for his treason. The worst, most evil terrorist in teh world today is George W. Bush. We are a country being terrorized by an evil dictator with no compassion for his own countrymen. He made a pre-emtpive strike causing a war against a country to remove it's tyrannical dictator. It turns out that "evil, tyrannical dictator" was a better leader and a better man than bush is!!!! Impeachment is the ONLY answer left!! If we don't do it, the rest of the world will and we don't want to fight a war on our own soil due to bush's incompetence. IMPEACH him.....and cheney too.

by Right-wing-nut-job Sun Dec 09 13:28:53 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

As a matter of fact, in order to be called a dictator, you need to take power by means other then anything that legal, say a coup. Do not even mention 2000, because anyine with the slightest understanding of the Constitution know that its the Electoral vote as opposed to the Popular vote that counts [Article II Section 1 I believe]. A dictator also needs to caommit what is known as CRIMES AGAINST HUMMANITY such as genocide. A very good example would be Saddam Hussein gassin the Kurds in his own country. President Bush did not commit treason, everything he did was completly with in his power [US Constitution Article II Section 2] and was in the benifit of the United States, her allies and for the Iraqi people. The thing is, there is no comparision between President Bush and Saddam Hussein and there is nothing that you can impeach Bush for!

by trav64 Mon Nov 26 20:31:14 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

This is the funniest thing have seen in some time! I'm no republican ordemocrat either. It's just plain funny how Clinton tries to navigate around the questions! Who is he praying...I'm thinking George H.W. Bush his bosom buddy. That's right it doesn't matter who you vote for the political elites have us all believing their is strife between the two parties but in real life they are all best friends and part of the same secreat societies to bring on a globalized world, a New World Order! Bye bye AWmerica, hello North American Union! Bye bye dollar, hello Amero!