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The New CEO
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If you've ever worked for a
boss that reacts before getting the facts and thinking things
through, you will love this!
A large company, feeling
it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was
determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the
facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of
workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business.
He walked up to the guy
leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a
week?"
A little surprised, the
young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week.
Why?"
The CEO then handed the
guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET
OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good
about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked,
"Does anyone want to
tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room
came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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