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A story of two woodpeckers
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windjammer
Category:
Sexy Funny
Date:
05/24/07
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136
Description:
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Californian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaii woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely im-peckable (this is a term woodpeckers like to use).
The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed his belief in his ability that he could do it, so accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
So the two woodpeckers were now confused. Why was the California woodpecker able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker able to peck the California tree but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering both came to the same conclusion.
Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
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