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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock
one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of
the
original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air
Lines
stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines you would have
nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for
the
aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had
$214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
Uploaded by:
Betty_Jo
Category:
Guides & Advice
Date:
05/22/07
Views:
364
Description:
Sure fire retirement plan
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LOL, I had this in my joke box under "retirement plan" It is a good one Betty Jo. Thumbs up :)
replyHmmm, it didn't show up as a duplicate. ?????
Please don't start me on the a hole committee; we've all submitted stuff that was credited to others; (supposedly having been first) also there are many present on this site with different names,(?) or were subtly changed to avoid rejection.
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