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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has the generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin, and Advil is  also called Ibuprofen.

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful study, by a team of government  experts, ( yeah, like those two words belong in the same sentence ) they are considering the following: Mycoxafloppin, Mycoxafallin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and lastly, Ibepokin.

Please vote for your favorite name of come up with one on your own.

If you have to think about this for longer than four hours see your doctor immediately, as this may be a sign of a serious condition.

Pfizer Corp. has announced that it will soon team up with Coca-Cola to offer Viagra in liquid form for use in mixed drinks. It will now be possible for a man to pour himself a stif one. It will be marketed under the name MOUNT & DO.

FDA UPDATE: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra, in the US, than on Alzheimer's research. We estimate that by the year 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections with absolutley no idea of what to do with them.