by Zemo999 Sat Feb 18 21:54:08 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

This is the way I heard it: An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. The young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering whether you were my son. ;-)

by Whew_NotYuppie Tue Feb 21 18:59:12 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

So am I!!! :-D