A man is sitting in a bar when a woman comes up, sits down
beside him and begins admiring his watch.
"Wow, that's quite a watch. What kind is
it?"
"Oh its a pilots' watch. It tells me lots of things
a regular watch wouldn't"
"Like what?"
"For example this watch tells me you're not wearing any
underwear."
The girl smiles and then says, "Well your watch is
wrong."
"OOPS!" says the pilot staring at his watch in astonishment
and tapping its face with his finger, "Damned thing's an hour
fast."
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