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The Wal-Mart Experience

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Uploaded by: pizano
Category: Parody & Spoofs
Date: 05/10/07
Views: 1,988
Description: Comedian Henry Rollins, in animated form, visits Wal-Mart. (rough language)

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Thu May 10 18:44:31 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

OMG! this is one of your best yet! i swear, i feel like i'm entering a different dimension when i go in! and i just need ONE thing, or to pick up a prescription, and i get sucked into some kind of vacuum, and i can't get OUT!!!!!!!! :-O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Thu May 10 22:03:28 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

Pretty scary place! That's one of the many reasons I don't go there anymore.

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Mon May 14 13:22:45 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

You just have NOOOO idea how very true this all is!! Home office, in Arkansas, even controls the lights, heating, cooling and some of the security cameras in each and every WalMart and Sam's Club!! :-| :-| :-D :-D :-D

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Joe_Dirt's avatar by Joe_Dirt Sat Dec 15 11:08:25 PST 2007 (10 months ago)

How true how true.... Used to work there until I saw the light of it all. They even have a Wallyworld cheer/chant... like some incantation to pay homage to the Wallyworld god, Lee Scott. Those $20.00 items you buy at Wallyworld were probably made by grossly underpaid Chinese workers in a sweatshop for thirty cents or less. I for one do not want to support that.

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johngelgut's avatar by johngelgut Wed Mar 05 06:28:05 PST 2008 (7 months ago)

Good call, pizano! This one hit the nail right on the head!!! JIB!!!

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katmed's avatar by katmed Thu Apr 17 21:08:34 PDT 2008 (6 months ago)

I have never shopped at WalMart! (yes I never had), AND I NEVER WILL! I refuse to suck up to this Sh/*t.This was a no the really BEST flip on Wal Mart I have ever seen!!! Thanks Pizano !!Three cheers for under capitilisom!~~~

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pizano's avatar by pizano Thu Apr 17 22:55:28 PDT 2008 (6 months ago)

Thank you, katmed! (I'll never shop there either....)

jeffreysome's avatar by jeffreysome Fri Apr 18 04:25:59 PDT 2008 (6 months ago)

Walmart's got the market pretty well sewn up around here. But I'll ALWAYS make every effort to hit the Mom and Pop places left, or order online. BUY "MADE IN USA"!!!!!

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