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Category:
Men & Women
Date:
05/09/07
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This is a Russian traditional wedding. Prior ro motorcycles the jilted lover would roll up on a mule. It is also tradition the no man steps in (exspecialy the groom) to break things up. Upon all combatents stripping down to a thong. The brides mother then prefoems a pole dance and the grooms mother lapdances the priest.
Or so said my Unkle Lenny, he was in the navy.....But then he does comb his hair with a herring.
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Comments (Add Comment)
Women have a strange way of fighting. This is all because the number of women in Russia by far outnumbers the number of men. The theory is that they should get together with China, since the Chinese have 30 million more men than women (due to aborting female babies)
replya new russian olympic event, girl fighting
replyAs authentic as Springer :-( I wouldn't be surprised if the script called for the next scene to be in a bedroom with all of them suddenly 'friendly.' Jab
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