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Uploaded by: GhettoSuperstar
Category: Parody & Spoofs
Date: 05/09/07
Views: 5,068
Description: This thing is hilarious...these guys go in depth on where yo momma comes from...this stuff is the bomb yo.

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daveschappell's avatar by daveschappell Fri May 11 18:21:14 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

Yo mama's so dumb she meant to name you Jimbo, but named you JibJab instead -- duhhhhh....

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Just Cuz's avatar by Just Cuz Fri May 11 19:20:36 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

Yo mama's so skinny she poses for X-Rays

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Schwarz Pferd's avatar by Schwarz Pferd Sat May 12 09:06:41 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

This reminds me of a time when I made a momma joke to someone and then remembered that the boy's mother was killed in front of him by a post-hole digger. So yeah, you have to be careful.

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Sun May 13 00:15:07 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

yo mama is so fat, the picture on her drivers license says continued on other side.=D

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funseeker's avatar by funseeker Wed May 16 19:52:30 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

JO MOMMA THE RISKY DOZEN HOMEY DO PLAY DAT WELL. HUNKEY-HONKEY DON'T PLAY DAT WELL.

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purplefuzzydeathmachine's avatar by purplefuzzydeathmachine Thu Apr 17 11:20:44 PDT 2008 (5 months ago)

yo momma soo fat when she plays pool she says venus side pocket HA

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