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>>A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
>>animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
>>first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
>>following:
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>>Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
>>once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
>>twice. Then I come one lasta time."
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>>"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
>>this country . . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
>>lives"
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>>"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa
>>tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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>>  YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN
>>