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Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines.

Uploaded by: shanestacy

Category: Politics & Government

Date: 01/24/06

Description: Interview with Marine about guns

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by mofmars3 Sun Feb 05 17:23:30 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

good one

by NormaJean Sun Feb 19 08:42:43 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

by blanche Wed Feb 22 12:23:36 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

;-) good lesson

by Frankierio Sat Feb 25 02:19:11 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

I checked out your jokes, now check out mine. I'm sure you'll find something to laugh at, and if so please vote . :-)

by Joker Sat Mar 04 16:11:11 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D OUTSTANDING :-D

by NormaJean Fri Apr 07 16:59:06 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D good comeback

by lucerobbins Fri Apr 07 20:02:26 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ....there are no words....hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

by knytflyer Fri Apr 07 20:47:52 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

The interview probably ended due to extreme laughter -- good one :-D :-D :-D

by sandiek0207 Mon Apr 10 07:53:58 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D hummmmmmm :-D :-D

by savfaad Mon May 22 17:30:08 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Perfect Vixen! ;-)

by knytflyer Mon Jun 05 01:26:45 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

I like it -- most intgervies are WAY too gentle wirht interviewers afraind of ruffling feathers so we never get down to the real quesitons :-D :-D :-*

by IBSTYLN Thu Jun 22 17:49:03 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Finally a sensible answer to a stupid question! Why did those idiots cut the mike? It's pretty common for liberals to do so when they don't have an intelligent response to make! ;-) ;-) :-@ General Reinwald should receive a reward for introducing some common sense to the media. 4 Stars General! ;-) ;-) :-) P.S. Please feel free to send your endlessly entertaining and witless hate mail liberals. It's what I live for! :-D :-D :-D :-D

by tom.jones Thu Jun 22 18:30:53 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)