Jibs so far:

2

Jabs so far:

1

 Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

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Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

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Arizona

But It's A Dry Heat.

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Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everything.

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California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

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Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

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Connecticut

Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

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Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

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Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandchildren!

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Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

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Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

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Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes...! Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

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Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

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Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

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Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States

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Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

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Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

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Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

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Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

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Michigan

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

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Minnesota

10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

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Mississippi

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

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Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

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Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.

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Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

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Nevada

Hookers and Poker!

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New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone

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New Jersey

You Want A F##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer F##$%##! Motto Right here!

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New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

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New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

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North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

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Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan

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Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing

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Oregon

Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

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Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal

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Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island

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South Carolina

Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

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South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota

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Tennessee

The Edyoocashun State

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Texas

Se Hablo Ingles

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Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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Vermont

Ay, Yep

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Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjawed Yokels Don't Mix?

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Washington

We have more rain than you do

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West Virginia

One Big Happy Family...Really!

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Wisconsin

Come Cut The Cheese!

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Wyoming

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared