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Clinton Got A Blowjob!

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Uploaded by: TexarkanaBaby
Date: 05/04/07
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momnurse's avatar by momnurse Sat May 05 07:20:17 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Soooo TRUE !!!!! OMG !!! 8-| 8-| 8-| :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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no_thanks's avatar by no_thanks Tue Sep 04 16:13:56 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

I completely *^^@:!% agree.

hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Sat May 05 07:30:14 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

TAB: "all I can say, is Clinton had a Sax and a Her monica to blow But Bush has blown the world to pieces" :-D

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dcanale's avatar by dcanale Fri Sep 14 04:50:08 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

no he got inpeached to lying and for withholding evcidence. thats why. and while he was doing his thing bin laden was getting ready to kill 3000 people.

pizano's avatar by pizano Sun May 06 22:01:18 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

...and now we're getting it in the wahzoo!

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Bizzy Artist's avatar by Bizzy Artist Tue May 08 00:07:09 PDT 2007 (15 months ago)

This is utterly hilarious! I can't wait to send it to my family in Arkansas. They are always so glad to see more proof that Clinton wasn't so bad!!!!!!!!

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birdmanlv's avatar by birdmanlv Sun Dec 30 21:06:39 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

wasn't so bad? He is the reason 9-11 happened!

tnsilverlady's avatar by tnsilverlady Tue Jun 05 11:39:27 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

this is very good.... loved it.... and it's pretty much the truth.....

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derlehrer's avatar by derlehrer Fri Jun 08 11:29:53 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

Bizzy (& TexarkanaBaby), as a former Arkansan and a next-door neighbor to Bill & Hillary (in Little Rock) I didn't need more evidence that he is a great person; but I laughed my A$$ off when I saw this. As a member of the "Make Love, Not War" generation, I think this clip says it well: I'd much rather have a President who likes blow-jobs more than he does bullets and bombs.

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Billywhichdocterdotcom's avatar by Billywhichdocterdotcom Tue Jun 26 13:39:07 PDT 2007 (14 months ago)

yeah, I guess it be just as funny if clinton had to deal with 911 and so on with a "Blow job". That would be fantastic

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upndown1's avatar by upndown1 Wed Jul 04 18:38:44 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/clintonbodycount.htm

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kjclark's avatar by kjclark Sat Jul 21 06:58:28 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

SCREW YOU BUSH NEVER LIED GO *^^@ A GOAT

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virpacis's avatar by virpacis Mon Oct 22 11:26:42 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

What a lucid and cohesive argument you present! You sure turned me to your point of view - I want to thank you for making me see the truth at last.

cheryljohns's avatar by cheryljohns Tue Mar 04 22:01:21 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

Have you ever noticed Bush fans can't spell, reason, or dabate? Morons stick together!!!!

TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Sun Mar 09 20:06:41 PDT 2008 (5 months ago)

Hey cheryljohns, errr, ummm, is a "dabate" anything like a "debate"?? ...Just trying to figure out which side you're "sticking" with! :-)

brillo2306's avatar by brillo2306 Sat Jul 21 20:51:20 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

but he never had sex!

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sirsnave's avatar by sirsnave Tue Jul 24 09:24:19 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

too bad there is no mention of Scooter Libby, how are wounded soldiers have been treated, homeland security funding going to protect bingo parlors, wanting to turn over port security to an Arab nation that laundered money for the 9-11 terrorists and refused to let the FBI track the money, etc....................................................................................

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Sherbelle's avatar by Sherbelle Wed Jul 25 13:37:30 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

I have not heard a more powerful satire since I first read "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathen Swift when I was in high school. Great one! I went on to become an English teacher for 36 years so my reading is quite extensive. I love this one for it tells the whole truth in a humorous way. There should be a "hall of Fame" for it!

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Richard Knorr's avatar by Richard Knorr Fri Aug 17 20:30:14 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

Good Stuff

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MiSS_CONSERVATiVE's avatar by MiSS_CONSERVATiVE Sat Aug 18 19:52:26 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

if clinton wasn't busy getting blowjobs 9/11 wouldn't have happened....go f yourself. ick.

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cheryljohns's avatar by cheryljohns Tue Mar 04 22:08:29 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

In the words of Chris Rock to that idiot Ann Coulter " ARE YOU *^^@:!% THE PRESIDENT?"

whj58's avatar by whj58 Thu Sep 06 19:51:53 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

This is an insult to the office of the Presidency of the USA.

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virpacis's avatar by virpacis Mon Oct 22 12:31:42 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

GW Bush is an insult to the Presidency of the USA.

birdmanlv's avatar by birdmanlv Sun Dec 30 21:09:34 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

You crybaby democrats (as evidenced by your Native American icon - representing the tax evasion by Indian Casinos based on early American guilt - you are an insult to your Mother.

moeggers's avatar by moeggers Thu Sep 06 19:55:03 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

get a life, dude!! HAHAHAHAHA....

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pnollen's avatar by pnollen Sun Sep 09 18:54:40 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

now that's some funny stuff.. Clinton gets a blow job and G.W.Bush gives a blow job! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!1

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dcanale's avatar by dcanale Fri Sep 14 04:53:48 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

you gotta love left wing kooks. if they had their way we would have never gotten into WW2 and that maniac hitler would have taken over the world, after baking around 20 million people. with left wing kooks no republican can ever do a great job. none. they are so biased its insane. i call it political racism. they are truly very very sick people.

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cheryljohns's avatar by cheryljohns Tue Mar 04 22:03:36 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

As opposed to the sick bastards who got us into a war that had nothing to do with 911 - AND THEY STILL DON'T GET IT)

cowboy8s's avatar by cowboy8s Fri Sep 14 16:27:08 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

I would rather have a president in office getting a @^*!#*@ then one that is constantly f*#~ing the american people!

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cheryljohns's avatar by cheryljohns Tue Mar 04 22:05:05 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

AMEN!!!!

JoeDecks's avatar by JoeDecks Sat Sep 15 07:58:37 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

All the guest "stars" of this movie really show their brains... Not even funny... Sad.

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cheryljohns's avatar by cheryljohns Tue Mar 04 22:05:43 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

I thought it was very well done...

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