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Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dubya, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Neil, "It's Obidiah Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Jeb, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Dubya yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"

"What was his name?" asks Neil.

Dubya lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Austin."