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Kirk vs. picard according to kirk
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- 10. Kirk had enough common sense not to go on away missions wearing a red shirt.
- 9. Kirk's chief engineer was a a fighty Scotsman. Picard's chief engineer was blind.
- 8. Kirk doesn't speak with a pretentious British accent even though he's French. Which he's not.
- 7. Kirk didn't have a chief security officer, but if he did, his chief security officer wouldn't have had a ponytail, or be a girl.
- 6. Kirk gives his friends real nicknames, not things like "Number One".
- 5. If Kirk wants advice, he'll ask Spock, and Spock alone.
- 4. Kirk can beat Vulcans in chess.
- 3. Kirk doesn't need a psychic to tell him that the Romulans have hostile intentions.
- 2. Kirk once crafted a cannon out of a log and shot diamonds into the heart of his enemy. Picard lost a fencing match to Whoopie Goldberg.
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