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LET'S SAY I BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE 
A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.

Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.


Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.

 

 Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:

You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family (my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).

 

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.


It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house and what a deal it is for me!!!


I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.

 

Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you to learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can communicate with me.


Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America.  If you agree, pass it on (in English). Share it if you see the value of it.

If not blow it off...along with your future Social Security funds, and a lot of other things.

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Date: 04/28/07
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Mjaun's avatar by Mjaun Mon Apr 30 00:29:16 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

i DON'T GIVE A DAMN... THE WHOLE WORLD IS TOO F**KED UP TO BOTHER ABOUT IMMIGRATION IN AMERICA. YOU EVER WONDER WHAT'S HAPPENING IN DARFUR RIGHT NOW, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ABOUT THOSE MEXICANS???

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bluetopaz's avatar by bluetopaz Mon Apr 30 14:20:00 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I don't live in Darfur. People come to America to get the benifits of here and to become a U.S. citizen. NOT a drain on the society but to ADD to the society.If everyone spoke English [at least in public] we would not feel so separated from each other.

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ladycaroline's avatar by ladycaroline Mon Apr 30 15:49:09 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

And that dear people is exactly the point. You are supposed to come here to CONTRIBUTE to society and to ADD to the country...not take take take. As for Darfur - what aid goes there does not go to the people. Find a way for that to be so and I will send money myself. Meanwhile, I would like a way to make things equitable for people in my own backyard.

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