Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
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:-( Man, us straight guys really have a bad rep! :-*
replyIt's not ALL bad, my boyfriend is the one that actually sent this joke to me originally - there are MANY good guys out there (hey, us women are not always such a picnic to live with either ;-) )
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