Jibs so far:

2

Jabs so far:

1

A blonde is on board a small two- seater plane when suddenly the pilot passes out. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just fainted!" she screams.

Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and position." "I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the front seat!"