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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the little bird froze, and fell to the ground into a large pasture. While he was laying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the little bird under the pile of dung, dug him out, and promptly ate him.

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Morals of the story:

1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3. And, when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut.