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...A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requisting the money.

When the postal service received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a five dollar bill, The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The boy was was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. And as usual, those pen-pushers deducted $95.00.