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The Dangers of the Kitchen

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Uploaded by: kringle
Category: Other & Random
Date: 02/14/06
Views: 789
Description: Startling statistics spread new light on a time honored recipe!

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Fri Feb 17 22:41:08 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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Black_Bart's avatar by Black_Bart Mon Feb 20 20:08:19 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-) :-D

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kimben26's avatar by kimben26 Mon Feb 20 23:09:40 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

I'm giving up bread!

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joyann's avatar by joyann Wed Feb 22 21:31:31 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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lucerobbins's avatar by lucerobbins Wed Mar 01 11:10:07 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D Thats awesome!!!

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lucerobbins's avatar by lucerobbins Wed Mar 01 11:10:29 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Save the wheatfields!!!Recycle toast!

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knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Fri Apr 07 04:34:06 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Think idiotically act globally -- hey isn't what we are doing in Iraq :-D :-D

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Xipxter's avatar by Xipxter Tue Dec 05 21:01:12 PST 2006 (23 months ago)

Amazing! I love this! :]

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Tue Feb 20 19:45:52 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

12. I think this one would come under the heading of the latter. ;-) ;-) :-D :-D Good one! :-*

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ZATTAZ's avatar by ZATTAZ Wed Feb 21 02:40:25 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

:-* :-* :-* :-* I STARTED TO READ THIS,THEN I WAS RUSHED TO HOSITAL AFTER I CAUGHT WORD BLINDNESS!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Wed Feb 21 05:45:37 PST 2007 (21 months ago)

:-| for heaven's sake...... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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